16 Ways How Justin Bieber is Like a Wart

Written by Rolf

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Not if we are talking about Justin Bieber. I have always been able to steer clear of silly teen idols, but lately I have been more and more unable to completely avoid canadian hit wonder Justin Bieber. He is like a wart.

He is everywhere, he is on every TV channel. Even on the dutch news. Why? Does his marketing department pay them? Go away, Justin Bieber! Begone and let me enjoy real talents and good music.

• Warts are very persistent.


• Warts are small.


• Warts have no real function.


• Warts have a very recognizable, unique appearance.


• A sharp knife will slow down warts.


• Warts are viral.


• Warts can't sing.


• Warts typically last for a couple of months to a few years.


• Warts generally can't hurt you.


• You do not want warts anywhere near your genitals.


• Warts can be removed with certain amounts of (salicylic) acid.


• Warts might come back.


• Warts are most popular among young kids.


• A wart's underside is smooth.


• Direct contact with warts should be avoided.


• Freezing may result in a dead wart.