The Almost Infamous Dutch Roll-a-Joint Tutorial

Written by Rolf

This "how to roll a joint" tutorial was on my old webserver that crashed but since it was one of the more popular pages, I will recreate it here. Not that anyone cares about my old webserver. Sob.

Step 0 - Prerequisites

This is the key ingredient: good quality weed, marijuana, cannabis, bud, pot, grass.

Step 1 - Preparing the Cannabis

From the initial bud, a fair amount is plucked into small crumbs.

Step 2 - Miscellaneous Ingredients

Optional, but common is to add the tobacco of two-thirds of a cigarette (not light!).

Step 3 - Overview

Besides having prepared the marijuana and tobacco, by now a tip for the joint has to be rolled.

Step 4 - Ready to Build

Equally having distributed the ingredients on the Smoking™ paper and the tip in place, the joint is now ready to be rolled.

Step 5 - Construction

Once the tricky part is finished - folding the paper around the tip - it is only a matter of applying pressure in a rolling motion and attaching the paper to itself, using saliva.

Step 6 - Finished

If all goes well, a firm joint should now be the result of less than 5 minutes labour.

Partytime - Smoke 'em if You Got 'em

By tradition, the creator has the honour of lighting the joint. Enjoy, but don't blow and drive.